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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:14 pm

Congratulations, your wish has been granted. Robin Hood just ate his heart

*"borrows" Levataein from Flandre Scarlet from Touhou and incinerates cookie with one blast from the fiery staff*

Kaboom~

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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:20 pm

*cough* You know, you shouldn't do that, it harms the environment.

*starts summoning the Spirit Bomb

3 episodes later...

Launches the Spirit Bomb at cookie*
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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:22 pm

Spirit this! Advent of Flames ~ Technological Advances of the Gods!

*soundwaves erupt around battlefield and bolts of fire get jolted at cookie, making it that a fortune cookie helped to destroy a fortune cookie

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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:26 pm

"Are you paying too much for your car insurance?"

*snaps open* ... what? Can't I merely use my two hands?
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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:31 pm

No, you can't. Now a word from our sponsors:





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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:35 pm

"Your punishment for annoying Thorn with that atrocious song is an afternoon in the fire pit."

*retracts metal claws and slashes the cookie without ripping the paper*
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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:37 pm

Your incorrect grammar is most amusing. Not

*slashes cookie to ribbons crumbs*

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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:02 pm

"The previous fortune was copied and pasted into Word with no errors proven. Just thought you would like to know."

*gets violently punched by Jymaru for being a smart*** and lands on cookie, smashing it*
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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:05 pm

You shall find that retracting is the wrong word to use, as to retract means to take back in, same as withdraw. The correct word to use would have be extended, or something along those lines. Good day.

*opens fist to show cookie crumbs and paper. Helps Thorn up, having calmed down again*

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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:11 pm

"Thorn is exceptionally sorry for having doubted you. On that basis, if you are not Jymaru, please dis-regard and continue punching Thorn in the face because he's a dummy head."

*sets a mousetrap and places cookie on top... trapping his fingers the process*
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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:14 pm

Give a man a mouse and he'll kill it quickly. Give a man a mousetrap and he'll stick a cookie on top of it and trap himself. Nice going, smarty pants!

*produces cookie from thin air and then uses her Vox Tentatio on it, beamspamming it to crumbs*

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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:11 pm

*Blank*

Uses final Smash to open cookie.

Triforce SSLLLLLAAAAAAAASSH!
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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:32 pm

Ouch! That hurt! Grow some manners!

*sits on cookie and breaks it*

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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:21 pm

Did you know the Artic is a desert?

*Gets Thomas The Tank engine to drive over cookie*
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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:25 pm

If I were rich, I'd rule the world!!!! ...Just sayin'



*gets out staff and bashes cookie with it*

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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:29 pm

"The winning lottery numbers this week are 15, 7, 54, 12 and 23."

*throws cookie up in the air" HADOUKEN!
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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:46 am

KAMEHAMEHA! Take that!

*activates Synergy Rival Strike and watches Leon jump on Nikolai's head and strike down on the cookie, obliterating it*

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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:31 pm

Hey.

*Triforce Smash!!*
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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:48 pm

This message was written in 8-bit

*Bad Apple!!s cookie to obliteration*

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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:54 pm

"When life gives you lemons, keep them. Because, hey. Free lemons.

HULK SMASH!!! *smashes cookie*
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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:56 pm

The last cookie was wrong

When life gives you lemons, make apple cider and make them wonder how the heck you did it

*KABOOM!*

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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:59 pm

By breaking this cookie, you agree not to sue the restaurant for food poisoning.

*charges Mega Buster and shoots the cookie*
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PostSubject: Re: Cookie fortunes.   Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:11 am

"Your kidneys have now exploded. This is not a prediction, but it's happened everyone eats here, so by reading this "fortune" you waved all liability on our behalf. Thank you, eat here again."

*Gets my shoe, & batters the cookie repeatedly into it gives up it's fortune*
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