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Jamy666
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 |  Subject: Cookie fortunes.  Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:24 pm | |
| *Inspired by a preset question from Formspring*
The game is quite simple; The poster above cracks open a fortune cookie, and the next posters tell them their fortune. This thread is untested but hopefully could be fun, and perhaps humourous, too. ^^
So this is basically how it's played;
Poster 2 - *Tells random fortune to above poster* *Breaks open own cookie*
Poster 3 - *Tells random fortune to above poster* *Breaks open own cookie.*
Here's a little note before we start; The fortune cookie were made in the 1940's in California, USA by an American. So, in other words, though wisdom may spout from yonder snack, the Chinese had little bar inspiration towards it. Rather poetic, don't you think?
In any case, let's begin:
*Jamy open cookie cookie and his fortune is....*
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Thorn
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Age : 34
Location : Milton Keynes, England.
| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:36 pm | |
| "This fortune contains anthrax."
*Bah-reak* | |
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Jamy666
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Posts : 472
Join date : 2009-12-03
Age : 35
Location : County Durham, United Kingdom
| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:51 pm | |
| "I'm sorry, your fortune is not in right now. Please, leave a message after the beep and it'll get back to you."
*Snaps open* | |
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Thorn
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Age : 34
Location : Milton Keynes, England.
| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:20 pm | |
| "Your life has become so stressful that you have resorted to looking at pieces pf paper stuck inside biscuits for help"
*drills miniature hole in cookie* | |
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Jymaru
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Posts : 1204
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Age : 28
Location : Somewhere in the depths of your spine
| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:45 am | |
| "In precisely five seconds, you will chuck me in the bin"
*explodes cookie with grenade, then picks up slightly burnt piece of paper* | |
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Jamy666
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Posts : 472
Join date : 2009-12-03
Age : 35
Location : County Durham, United Kingdom
| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:48 pm | |
| "Congratulations; To get your cookie fortune told ring this number; 0800 0987654321.
*Calls cost £5.00 a minute, regional tariffs may vary. Fortunes may or may not happen, please use common sense when taking heed.
Not intended for the over 60s."
*Breaks open yummy cookie-ness.* | |
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Jymaru
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| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:19 pm | |
| "This message will self-destruct"
*puts self-destructing paper over cookie and makes it detonate* | |
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Wally325
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Posts : 835
Join date : 2009-12-27
Age : 26
Location : Northern Ireland
| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:36 pm | |
| Mr.Miyamoto has confirmed he will be standing down form Nintendo and you have been chosen to take over.
*Slices cookie in half with MasterSword* | |
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Jymaru
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| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:45 pm | |
| *squeal* Yay, I get to run Pokemon~
*ahem*
On-topic: "Your sword is fake. The real sword is inside this cookie"
*burns cookie using Zhuquaite* | |
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Wally325
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Age : 26
Location : Northern Ireland
| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:48 pm | |
| Sorry your previous fortune was ment for another, Master Jamie A.E Hopper.
Breaks open Cookie | |
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Jymaru
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| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:26 pm | |
| "STOP bREAKING ME OPEN, DAMMIT! IT HURTS!"
*detonates cookie with nuke* | |
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Jamy666
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Posts : 472
Join date : 2009-12-03
Age : 35
Location : County Durham, United Kingdom
| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:45 pm | |
| "You know last night when you couldn't sleep and you didn't feel alone..? ...You weren't... To see your future, please, look at the picture enclosed, and please excuse the blood."
*smacks head off cookie to break it.* | |
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Jymaru
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| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:56 pm | |
| "If you split this cookie in half, you're too normal to read this fortune. If you did something unique, kudos to you."
*eats cookie and then takes paper out of mouth* | |
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Thorn
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| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:39 pm | |
| "Look behind you."
*eats cookie, then poops out paper* | |
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Jymaru
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| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:40 pm | |
| "That was the weirdest sensation ever"
*pokes cookie with giant stick until it breaks* | |
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Thorn
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| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:44 pm | |
| "The statement on the other side of this paper is true"
*flips over*
"The statement on the other side of this paper is false"
*shouts at cookie so much, it snaps in half* | |
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Jymaru
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| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:47 pm | |
| "Paradoxes are fun, so I'll shove you in one. See how you fare, that is, if you dare~"
*gets out giant hammer and splats cookie with it* | |
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Wally325
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Posts : 835
Join date : 2009-12-27
Age : 26
Location : Northern Ireland
| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:00 pm | |
| Look out your window.
*Clicks fingers, cookie snaps.* | |
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Jymaru
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| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:14 pm | |
| "Physics fail you. Speak to the man on your right. Or is it a woman..?"
*destroys cookie with an axe whilst in Ax Crazy Mode* | |
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Wally325
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Posts : 835
Join date : 2009-12-27
Age : 26
Location : Northern Ireland
| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:24 pm | |
| Your so awesome, you should be Queen
'Cookie, snap please' | |
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Thorn
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Location : Milton Keynes, England.
| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:11 pm | |
| "There once was a man from Nantucket... change now or else you'll be like him."
*commands Thor to break the cookie with his mighty hammer* | |
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Jymaru
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| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:15 pm | |
| "If you live with a god, chances are, he'll bring that hammer down on your head one day"
*asks Suzaku to incinerate cookie* | |
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Thorn
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Age : 34
Location : Milton Keynes, England.
| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:18 pm | |
| "This fortune is a dud."
*freezes cookie, then kicks it to break it like Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat* | |
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Jymaru
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| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:21 pm | |
| "If this cookie is broken, it will die."
*breaks cookie with an Earth-Shattering Kaboom* | |
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Thorn
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| | Subject: Re: Cookie fortunes. Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:11 pm | |
| This is the fortune of coincidences. On a related note, look up in the sky.
*ties cookie to a target and uses a bow and arrow to break it* Robin Hood, eat your heart out. | |
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