The Riddle thread.

In this game, I will say a riddle, if someone gets it correct, they get a point & also it'd be there turn to say a riddle.
I will be keeping a scoreboard on here, keeping track on whomever even if incorrect, so let's see if we can have some fun? ^^

Anyway, here is the first riddle;

A wife & husband were arguing fiercely in their home. It was so loud & out of hand, the police were called twice.
The next morning, the husband shot his wife dead, & went to the police. The husband was innocent, how come?

Score;

Jymaru - I

The wife was already dead - he "shot" a photograph to take to the police.

Jymaru wrote:

The wife was already dead - he "shot" a photograph to take to the police.

Correct... Not too hard, huh? ^^;
Sorry for the delay, by the way.

Anyway, your turn.

A woman came home and saw her husband dead. She then sat down, turned on the TV and watched Eastenders.

How is she so unfazed by her dead husband?

Her husband is starring in Eastenders as the dead guy?

Nope.

She saw her husband dead before she turned on the TV, so that's impossible.

Her husband's dead in a photograph?

Close. Very close.

She killed him?

No, that's further away than the picture.

It's quite tricky, I know, but you'll get there eventually.

He was cremated and put in an urn..?

Closest ever.